A transcontinental trip in a portable hotel is here! We get to San Diego and start up a mystical herbologist's cart.A deep slumber leads to our guy waking up in 1910. How will our hero find his place in this new and changed world? Who kn...

You can only be the hottest playboy mogul for so long before you get taken down. Loki and Barriett Galdi ride the Oregon trail to San Diego, and set up a snakeoil salescart!Sometimes snakeoil goes bad, and this time it causes our guy to ...

It's Miss America time at Bonetel Philadelphia! Who gets to win and become the body for an old greek guy? Find out!Loki compares two different versions of the same events from two different journals. He realizes how others see him. Hot. ...

Socrates begins to question being just a head. We need to get him a body ASAP!Turns out turning dozens of innocent people into vampires takes a toll on one's own body and soul. We become more feral, but don't worry, we're still hot!<...

Welcome to Bonetel Philadelphia! Any time of year, you can find an early grave here! Loki writes a nice little entry about his new employee of the month, Barry Galdi.Its name is not Miriam Liquid. The wet mass of worm-like stuff cannot b...